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Derek Bagshaw
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A burglar breaks into a house at night. He shines his  flashlight around looking for something to steal. In the darkness he hears a voice; “Jesus is watching you.” 

“What? the burglar says, “who’s there?”  The burglar not knowing what to think shines his flashlight around and sees a parrot!    “Did you say that?” asks the burglar.

“yes” replies the parrot. “I was just warning you that Jesus is watching.”

“Warning me? Who are you to warn me?”

“I’m Moses” Says the parrot.

“Moses?” laughs the burglar “What kind of people name a parrot Moses?”

“The kind of people who name their Rottweiler Jesus.”