Why, a lexophile of course!
� How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it.
� Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!
� A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
� I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
� Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes
� England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
� I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
� They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo.
� I changed my iPod’s name to Titanic. It’s syncing now.
� Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
� I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.
� I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
� This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore.
� When chemists die, they barium.
� I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can’t put it down.
� I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
� Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
� I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
� Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn’t control her pupils?
� When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
� Broken pencils are pointless.
� What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
� I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
� All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.
� I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
� Velcro – what a rip off!
� Don’t worry about old age; it doesn’t last